Oh My Esme! that is NOTHING LIKE HER!
it would be more like
Edward: Esme Emmett pushed me over and i hurt my knee {Starts crying}
Esme: poor eddie! *wipes away his tears and hugs him* Emment! dont be so mean!
Rosalie: Esme Jasper broke my brush
Esme: Jasper! why did you do that?! Apologize IMMEDIATELY!
Jasper: Esme Alice cheated in Chess
Esme: Alice, you should never cheat! play fairly dear!
Alice: WEll Edward cheated too.
Jasper: i wasn't vsing edward.
Esme: Dont argue! Edward, you should not have cheated either!
Emmett: I like grissly bears RAWR
Esme: Awww, thats nice Emment hunny...
THERE
now thats more like it.